If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. [Opening narration] I believe in the Church of Baseball. It's all about sex and sport. Think about that for a while. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. I believe in the Church of Baseball. Lollygaggers!’ The setup: The Bulls are playing crummy baseball. This is the damndest season I've ever had; the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid! You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. It's also about romance, sex, poetry, metaphysics, and talent--though not necessarily in that order. This is one of my favorite quotes from the movie Bull Durham. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. It's our game, the American game. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. Think about that for a while. View Quote. That means if you get just one extra flare a week, just one; A gork, a groundball, you get a groundball with eyes, you get a dying quail...just one more dying quail a week, and you're in Yankee Stadium. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. Think about that for a while. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. Think about that for a while. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. Think about that for a while. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Yeah, I was in the show. What else is there? 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. "Bull Durham Quotes." Susan Sarandon plays a loopy lady who just loves America's national pastime--and the men who play it. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? A Major League love story in a Minor League town. [sigh] But it just didn't work out between us. Nasty, whoa, nasty. Think about that for a while. It's 25 hits. We truly appreciate your support. But it just didn't work out between us. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. 3 Nov. 2020. Romance is a lot like baseball. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. View Quote. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. Think classy, you'll be classy. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Quotes.net. I can expand their minds. At…. Sears sucks, Crash. I know things. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. ... You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Bull_Durham&oldid=2867784, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Thanks for your vote! Discover and share Bull Durham Rain Out Quotes. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Quotes, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Quotes, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Quotes. 1. I prefer metaphysics to theology. The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. 1. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career.